Eat Cucumbers for Thanksgiving, Punks!

Are you still eating turkey and shit for Thanksgiving? Get with the motherfuckin' program you trick bitch. Cucumbers have that tryptophan shit too. You can still sleep all afternoon, and you get magnesium, molybendium, and a whole lot of other shit. Plus, they're delicious. What are you retarded? Eat some cucummbers for Thanksgiving, punks!