Eat Cucumbers for Thanksgiving, Punks!

Are you still eating turkey and shit for Thanksgiving? Get with the motherfuckin' program you trick bitch. Cucumbers have that tryptophan shit too. You can still sleep all afternoon, and you get magnesium, molybendium, and a whole lot of other shit. Plus, they're delicious. What are you retarded? Eat some cucummbers for Thanksgiving, punks!

English Cucumbers

Did you know that English cucumbers are longer than the regular ones and much longer than those little ones for pickling? It's true. They are also a funny looking- like an octagon or some crap. I imagine they use them to shoe away other, greasier Europeans.

A New World

We now live in a world where people of all creeds and nations can get together to talk about cucumbers. This blog promises to change the world forever.